La Fantasia del Vodkrens

Description

Advancing the forward march of the chief Dumb-Unit Corporals Super Division ,
we continue where we last left off : In the previous episode our hero Sebastian
Galante : alias Seph was knee deep in thick murky bass with his partner in crime
Pablo Dengeri. This time we meet our valiant rebel, solo, but yet no less lethal,
as he booms, bangs and twists his way into your feeble little mind . Yes .. We’re
talking to you .. You and your lump of nicotine stained, alcohol soaked grey
matter that sits north of your forehead. That sad cluster of nerves and other junk
that Seph likes to drill deep into. Just past the memories of your mother’s nipple
and left of the bit that warns you not to cuddle a wild ferret, lies the Dumb-Unit
Diligence Unit otherwise known as the “DUDU” . The part responsible for
allowing you to sift through countless hours of crap music and finally,
instinctively pouncing upon a real gem . A real winner, a diamond in the rough , a
canary in the bird cage , top dog ! A CHAMP ! In this instance this champion is
named Seph. And he is hear to break your little DUDU down and make you fold
up your dollar bills and tuck them into our waistline like you did for tracy last
night at Front Row Joe’S. Dancing , lights , booze, nipples , your mind tells you
to stop and slow down and listen and take it all in . The lush pads , rising energy ,
DUDU turning to mush , you happy , dollars leaving your hand .. the intricate and
murky effects all culminating to an orgasmic crescendo of Japanese nymphs
caressing your tired body ..